aol

America online

A Crappy isp

by bob July 9, 2002

aol

Where all Elite H4x0r5's come to congregate and discuss plans of world domination through massive packet flodding through 56k modems ...

Welcome to AOL. You've got mail...I hope you didn't invest in this company...

by abtm February 22, 2003

AOL

The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.

People who use AOL need to be casterated.

by [mute] December 5, 2004

aol

The only place were a instant message takes 5seconds to send.

Ok the Bomb will hit us in 5seconds you better press the esc. button and abort it.

by AOL SUXX March 21, 2004

aol

A very large, virtual prison used to keep the true majority of the nets n00b's saftly away from real users.

God Bless you AOL! Your thougtless self-sacrafice has spared me many a Troll and Flamer. Now all you need to do is just STOP LETTING YOUR USERS ON THE NET. They won't know the difference anyways.

by Lky1337 August 4, 2005

AOL

If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.

Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.

by conner March 13, 2005

AOL

When discussing what is wrong with the internet, this is where you begin.

Do yourself a favor and go download a real web browser like Oprah or Mozilla.

by Dash November 2, 2003