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Conner is the best boyfriend ever, hes so sweet,kind and caring (and horny) but he’s an amazing boyfriend I love him so much I hope he doesn’t die. But he’s the best boyfriend ever he’s like a built in best friend. I love you Conner
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet, if you encounter Ais, get to know her she's gonna make your life much brigher and happier. The best girlfriend, Best Friend Daughter or whatever your relationship to her may be regardless she will help you through your ups and downs, when your feeling depressed she can make you feel better.
A superb idiot. Or used to describe someone that's just done something really stupid.
"You wanna go to Queezno's?"
"You mean Quizno's? It's called QUIZNO'S! God, you're such a queezno!"
Queezno by Conner February 11, 2009
A name for Ryan and James Park at White Plains Middle School in my spanish class!!
I hate James because he is a stupid assmonkey.
assmonkey by conner March 23, 2005
If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.
Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.
AOL by conner March 13, 2005
someone who is a fucking,ginger,bastard cunt!
shut up you fucking chig
chig by conner September 22, 2004

tweenies 

one PURPLE, one BLUE, one YELLOW, and one ORANGE. Twisted versions of furry, felt and woolen 'human toddlers.' They look like fucked up multicoloured teddy bears and speak like their spastic EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE NOT!!!
1)Did you see those fucked up bits of fluff on the telly this morning? I hear they're called TWEENIES!!!

2)When somebody is ill you say that they are 'All tweenied up' cuzz they look either purple, blue, yellow or orange. Theytalk like they are spastic if they've got a throat infection and they are ALL FUCKED UP!!!
tweenies by Conner November 19, 2003