The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
by qqduck March 13, 2008
Get the Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day mug.The worst creature you will ever meet. It is a normal short-faced bear with the front half of a second emerging from the center of its back. It runs at speeds exceeding 287 miles per hour, can manipulate human thought processes, shoots lightning, defies gravity, and can alter past events. It also has the power to give itself whatever new abilities it sees fit, but these appear to be his most frequently used ones.
If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
If you see one, be prepared to be dead within 5 seconds ago.
Holy shit, it's a bear-and-a-half!
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Get the two legs and a wet patch mug.This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"
the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries
the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries
by Randy May 6, 2005
Get the life and a day mug.To masturbate and then cry afterwards. From the infamous Chris Akabusi stories.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
Expressing the sad state of your life ie all you have to look forward to is a wank and feeling sorry for yourself at the lack of pussy you have in your life.
I'm staying in tonight and having a tug and a weep.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
I would got out and check out some poontang but instead im tugging and weeping.
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Get the Coffee and a muffin before bed mug."How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"
"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"
"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."
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