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Outdoor American 

If you call a park bench home; if your idea of a buffet is chinese trash; One who shits in a bucket on the reg; one who dwells under and overpass (not to be confused with a troll); if you reside in a pop up community; if you bathe in the local creek; if your job description is holding a piece of cardboard (not to be confused with human directional advertisement) you might be an outdoor American.
Outdoor American by Craig, and TJMCJ November 15, 2013
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Amerindian penis 

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.
Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.

Australian-American War

The biggest war since the big one. With two tours involving boomerang shrapnel and kangaroos wired with explosives. Lots of people have not heard about it.
Caller: These kids don't respect veterans, we fought for your freedom! When I came back from the Australian-American War, I didn't get a heroes welcome... I didn't get a pack on the back from my friends and neighbors saying 'thanks for fighting for our freedom James!' After years of fighting in the trenches, I come back here and everyone's watching TV!

Lazlow: Now, can you tell me what this Australian-American war was... I never really heard of it!

Caller: God, not another one! Have you read a history book lately son? The Australian-American war the was the biggest war since the big one! I tell ya, I didn't do two tours and take boomerang shrapnel in my head to come back here and have a bunch of hippies deny our history! Those Aussies are ruthless! They even wired kangaroos with explosives... come hopping in the camp and knock out ten guys!

American Diabolism 

A reverse uno version of American Exceptionalism, where the United States of America is by definition uniquely evil, imperialist, and chauvinist.
To support Vladimir Putin and Xi Jin Ping is to suffer from American Diabolism.

Call me an American Diabolist, but I don't think the CIA should install more puppet dictators in Latin America
American Diabolism by Sitbear October 5, 2022

America’s Ass 

Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;

America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
America’s Ass by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019

Eat Like An American 

when you're so american that you eat a one pound burger in 5 minutes
i Eat Like An American every night

Americlap 

Derogative term for American. Refers to their perceived tendency for being very easily amused and clapping at inappropriate times.
MFW Americlaps applaud after movies
Americlap by ARealName July 22, 2012