bullshit alarm

An alarm in your head that goes off when someone around you lies, compelling you to yell "BULLSHIT!" suddenly and loudly.

When Tina heard Dylan say he aced the Geometry exam, her bullshit alarm went off, and several teachers frowned disapprovingly when she yelled "bullshit!" in the hallway.

by Rose Reaper November 15, 2007

Alaric

A Germanic name for males. Most notably a king of the Visigoth tribes that led his barbarians to the first sacking of Rome in 410 CE.

King Alaric I led the Visigoth tribes in a rebellion against Rome.

by Epicentr March 16, 2009

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

miguel alvarez

Some crazy/scary fighter from felony fights. He knocks the other guy out and jumps on his face with his knees. He is a mexican who has no mercy on crakers that think they are crazy at fighting.

Oh shizznatz he is about to miguel alvarez on you!

by Alvarez August 3, 2006

alarm clock

a legal form of torture commonly bestowed upon teenagers between 6-7am.

alarm clock:
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
*AAHHH*
kid:
"dear Jesus, my lord and my savior, MAKE IT STOP."

by allisgoodindahood December 31, 2011

alarm cocking

(V). The act of waking a man up via felatio.

Man: (wakes up with morning wood per usual and notices a wonderful ginger female sensation in the nether-regions.

Woman: (gags)

Man: Aw hell yeah! My girlfriend's the best. I didn't know she was into alarm cocking!

by ginghah and the doctah December 6, 2013

italian alarm system

Hanging bells on the front door knob so you can hear people come in and out

I couldn't sneak out of the house cus my mom has an Italian alarm system on the front and back door

by teddy lynne November 5, 2011