Autism Chicken

When one of your classmates start going wild because of other classmates bugging them.

"Logan's Bothering Kejuan again, he's acting like an autism chicken!"

"Brady is going to make Jazmin's autism chicken come out again."

by Ivan Roberto March 6, 2019

Autismo

An Autismo is the prime of a group of autistic white males, usually found in their natural habitats like the special ed center and the back of the supermarket consuming crayons. The Autismos usually lead the pack and make the decisions, like what light-up sketchers to wear and what fingernails to bite. They often have tribal wars with the downsyndromics, in which they throw feces at each other. To know if a new born child is an Autismo, when they come out, they will be holding an orange fidget spinner. They pray to the great god, Mike Wazowski, who is the lord of all memes.

1: Dude, that kid there is a real Autismo!
2: I know right!

by WayhiTheMemelord August 30, 2017

Alism

A term used to describe misspoken phrases that are often derived unexpectedly and are surprising sources of comedy; the cause of hilarity usually stems from misspoken pop culture references which are spoken with conviction and rigor by the guilty party.

Examples of an Alism:

#1:
Me: "No more drinking, all I do is P90X."
Al: "Its PX90 dogg... Retard!"

#2:
Me: "So where do you want to go eat?"
Al: "Lets go to el lollo poco!"

by thebigred August 24, 2010

Artism

When somebody is really good at art, but they think it's bad, while everybody else thinks it's good.

She had Artism about her drawing

by King Katacus March 2, 2018

Autism Karen

The Mother of an autistic child that refuses to listen to the opinions of autistic adults and thinks she knows better because she did a course.

That group is full of Autism Karen's sharing the puzzle piece.

by Facepipe July 19, 2020

daily dose of autism

The one thing you crave before you can start your day. That being a moment of pure stupidity usually coming from a friend.

Friend: dude are you okay
Me: no i haven't had my daily dose of autism

by karentookthevegetables June 28, 2019

Sexual Autism

A disorder which is primarily characterized by a lack of appropriate social skills in the bedroom. The person seems normal until in a sexual situation, at which time they have no idea how to act appropriately. It is important to note that this is different than being self-centered; it's not that they don't care what their partner wants, they just can't grasp the concept.

The whole time we were having sex she counted how many stars were on the ceiling, OUTLOUD!!! I think she has sexual autism.

After he came he kept shouting "I WIN!!!, I WIN!!!. I think he has sexual autism.

by Sexmission August 5, 2011