She is a complete{ asshole} and is mean to everyone when shes on her period and she is really pretty but normally fat she only has the boys who are desperate going after her allona is a big bufflo who will knock you down and not even care
by pressley200677 December 2, 2018
Get the allona mug.When a particular individual from Florida with a strange dental impression sucks a man cock so hard the suckee implodes, or collapses, into his own now shriveled testicles.
I heard the State Police found a shriveled nutsack along route 87 Friday night. Seemed to be a classic case of an Alconada Implosion.
by Shovelmonkey May 5, 2022
Get the Alconada Implosion mug.Related Words
Alcona
• Alconada Implosion
• Alconarcolepsy
• alona
• aliona
• Algonac
• alcowall
• alonah
• Alyona
• alconomics
by Semperjim January 31, 2009
Get the Alcinated mug.When one has been drinking a lot and starts to talk about things they would not be serious about in sober reality.
by DSMexiCo March 9, 2009
Get the alcotalking mug.The terrible anxiety that overcomes you after a night of heavy drinking- an all-encompassing fear that envelops you and makes you feel as though every single atom in the universe has turned to look at you with reproach. This anxiety is a bad side-effect of drinking which usually wears off after a good sleep, but can last for days! Best cure is to remember that it is only the alcopanic and not the end of the world!!
You: "Oh my God oh my God, what did I do? What have I done?! What are all these credit card receipts for? Everybody hates me, life will never be the same!!!"
Friend: "Don't worry, calm down, it's just the Alcopanic..."
Friend: "Don't worry, calm down, it's just the Alcopanic..."
by Clarenceisagirl June 30, 2009
Get the Alcopanic mug.by AK Punk January 10, 2010
Get the alcowall mug.by gdgree08 April 11, 2010
Get the Alconomics mug.