Abandonware Down

Literally translates to "Not crack up".
Said when something is not funny.
The opposite of crack up.

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Created by finding the opposite of crack(ed) which is obviously abandonware & the opposite of up which has to be down.
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I'm all out of weed and there is no where to get anymore = ABANDONWARE DOWN!
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Bob: "hey dude stop dumping stuff all over the place"

John: "I dump that stuff right there for you"

Bob: "Abandonware Down!!!"

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Bob: "Did you see that homey on the computer poking the
screen with his back-seat browser brothers bothering everyone?"

John: "Yea it's abandonware down all-right

by TAJNOST November 14, 2011

abandoned shit

While taking a dump and realizing that you have no toilet paper in the bathroom and must leave to get a roll or call for help.

I am almost finished taking a crap but theres no toilet paper on the roller! Hold on let me check the cabinets, Gahh! no theres none in here either. I don't want to abandoned shit but maybe if I yell loud enough my neighbors will hear me.

by dzallah1 August 21, 2011

absalom

Honourfull society of internet gamers.
They took utopiaa game beyond the usual level and through strength, honour and silence they archieved goals out of the ordinary. Fair gameplay, tireless effort and endurance made the name of the society a legend.

Hey they raped you?
No they are Absalom they don't do that.
Could I ask for a cease fire?
Yes they are absalom they will listen.
Was it a one in one war?
Of course, they were absalom

by Doran_nl September 4, 2004

abandon ship

when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.

"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"

{girl jumps off}

by a girl0621 January 27, 2007

Absent Factor

The single factor not taken into account in any situation, which usually leads to catastrophe.

The fact that Joe didn't clean the beaker properly was the absent factor in the experiment that lead to the explosion in the lab.

by jon132 March 1, 2009

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

abfantabulous

Adjective: In the state of being absolutely fantastic and fabulous.

When asked how he felt about winning the race, he responded "Abfantabulous."

This is an abfantabulous day!

by Joe Eskimo March 14, 2010