auto-jizz

Verb
1. jizzing/o-ing purely by mental activity, no physical stimulus.

2. short moment of ecstasy (no actual jizz involved) brought on by extreme excitement, delicious food, extremely attractive people, etc...

Oh. My. God. I just saw my hott neighbor with no shirt on and I auto-jizzed.

That chocolate pastry was so good, I auto-jizzed right at the table.

by gladiusw February 16, 2010

auto-coprô

Person who likes his own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Aame gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf May 5, 2005

auto-coprô

Person who likes he own shit.
Person who likes sucks dick after have be fucked in the ass.

Adriano gosta de comer a propria merda, ele é um auto-coprô.

by Orf January 3, 2005

Auto-smile

The act of smiling automatically. A genuine smile that can not be suppressed because of happiness or excitement. An automatic reaction to smile.

"I just saw the cutest golden retriever puppy, and I totally auto-smiled all the way home!"

"I saw that cute guy/girl at the coffee shop and I don't know what it is about him/her, but I auto-smile when I see him/her."

"I know I've only been seeing him/her for a month, but I auto-smile every time I see a text from him/her."

by merlin88 February 18, 2013

Auto Correct

The feature in phones and tablets that automatically fixes an incorrect word

Auto correct, the natural enemy of fast typers

by That other guy December 15, 2014

Auto Gay

A text deliberately, or accidentaly texted to someone saying a gay slur such as, "I'm fag." But in reality meant "I'm sad."

Ronald: Oops, my bad. Auto Gay

Zach: Damn you Auto Gay!

by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014

auto-analingus

The act of licking ones own asshole.

"The man removed his floating ribs so that he may preform auto-analingus."

by PhatKhat69 December 17, 2018