crazy as a shithouse rat

Deranged, demented behavior that others deem similar to that of a rodent that dwells in a wood shithouse.

He's crazy as a shithouse rat! If his toes slip off that steering wheel that car's gonna roll.

by Rev Tolby November 1, 2007

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Thick as two shits

An English term to describe who stupid somebody is.
This phrase was proved by an English donkey farmer who was found suffocated in a large pile of donkey stools.
One popular theory is that he was murdered by the donkey as it knowingly backed up and stood on him, causing him to choke upon a turd and die.

'John, you're as thick as two shits'

by Shmopho September 1, 2008

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as shit • dumb as shit • stupid as shit • cool as shit • good as shit • bored as shit • beat as shit • gay as shit • annoying as shit • dope as shit

Asshit

Combination / play on words of the terms "as shit," as in "that was funny as shit," and "ass shit," as in "that was some funny ass shit"

Used as the ultimate adjective (when viewed in adjective form).

(something described asshit is much more than simply as shit)

Phil Mccrevis: Man did you see that To Catch a Predator that I was on?

Chris hansen: Yeah dude that was funny asshit.

by LurryDauve May 6, 2010

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