penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

Cardiac arrest

Another word for blow or cocaine.

Gimme some cardiac arrest

Gimme some cardiac arrest i been fiendish of late.

by Bigbakckguysmen August 17, 2023

arrestion

idk i think this should be a word. it just sounds right. maybe i just convinced myself it’s a real word.

During the arrestion, OJ Simpson cried.

by Chadwick444 March 31, 2020

no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 1, 2020

couch arrest

When you are in a state that requires you to sleep on the couch it can be for a night a week or months. Couch arrest can happen in a relationship when the other people don't want you in the bed or it can be with roommates who don't have a bed to sleep in and you got to sleep on the couch it can either suck badly or be really cool depending on the situation

I'm on couch arrest tonight

by Swaggy Jeff September 12, 2022

Arrestion

Bitches named Brycen looking for the biggest black dick they can get a hold of.

Brycen: “dam I need so arrestion to help my cravings!”

by BrycenSmallCock January 1, 2022

arrested development

Stunted formative years due to your frequently getting cuffed by da cops.

Mike Hamar tells Red Green how he knew da legal system --- and da back seat of a patrol car --- inside and out before he was sixteen, yet as an adult he still acts really naive and immature about many other topics; sounds like a classic case of arrested development to me.

by QuacksO April 6, 2022