Apache blowtorch

When one places a ghost pepper on his penis for use of protection, then inserting into her anus, removing it and then she eats it.

I met this mexican girl on tinder last night, she wanted to go to dinner, so i gave her an apache blowtorch

by Ubaspawn April 8, 2017

apachebeast

The best vainglory player of all time. Mainly plays blackfeather, but is number 1. In all .

By apache she biggest fan bouchy

Man ApacheBeast is the best at

by Apachezzz May 23, 2017

apache sidewinder

The new girl at work that everyone wants to do but is afraid to ask for fear of getting shot down.

Have you checked out the new girl in sales? I’d go over there but I’m worried she’s a total Apache sidewinder.

by Rick the mailman May 6, 2018

alpaca fucker

Someone who has sexual relations with an alpaca. Often used as in insult to specify someone so infuriating or annoying that a specific animal needs to be mentioned when insinuating they enjoy bestiality.

"Try that again you dirty Alpaca Fucker" often said when someone attempts a cheap shot.
"Fucking alpaca fucker cut me up the twat"

by The Memorable JokerLestat June 9, 2018

Apache slap

When you fuck a girl on her period, then proceed to pull out and slap in the forehead her with your bloodied cock.

Guy 1: I pulled out my bloody dick and hit her in the face with it. It looked like she got scalped.
Guy 2: Damn man you gave her the good ol’ apache slap!

by Barubenblue March 4, 2019

Alpacomaphobia

The fear of being killed by alpacas driving a tan colored Toyota Tacoma.

Person 1: so do you have any phobias?
Person 2: yeah! I have a fear of alpacas coming to kill me in a Tacoma, it’s called alpacomaphobia.
Person 1: what.??

by elvinosan March 7, 2021

go alpacas

to go crazy on someone.

"im a go alpacas on you"

by alpacas girl August 17, 2008