Afghan Hipster

A person from the Afghan Descent who is interested of being a hipster. He loves smoking weed, riding his bike, hates blacks who act like Asian people, but loves blacks. He loves growing out his facial hair and peope think he is smart, cool, talented, and most funniest person ever, though some take is jokes really offending.

Dude look at this Afghan Hipster with his chants cracking those mad jokes and drawing in a piece of paper.

by Afghanhipster1993 March 24, 2011

Afghani Blowtorch

A middle-eastern twist on the Brazilian fart fetish craze. An Afghani Blowtorch is when you hold a lighter in front of ones anus and have them pass gas in your face, putting you in flames.

Guy #1: Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: You know that middle-eastern hooker Kajahl?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: She said she wanted to try something new, so she gave me an Afghani Blowtorch! Now my face is just a huge scar from the burns.
Guy #1: KINKY!
Guy #2: I KNOW, RIGHT?!

by jewsuschrist August 18, 2008

Afghanistan

Afghanistan is an extremely poor Central Asian nation that is being ruled by an American-funded puppet government. After years of corruption under the Islamic Fundamentalist Taliban, the nation is now ruled by a weak, ineffective government that is fueled by propganda supplied by US conservatives. However, this central government has no power outside of Kabul and warlords rule this nation's countryside in a fedual style system.

Afghanistan is in a state of anarchy outside of Kabul.

by Eye In The Sky February 25, 2007

lesbian afghan

When a bull dike (Justin Beiber) hangs all over her partner like an Afghan to establish possession.... this is often seen in emergency rooms and doctors offices when the less beiberish lesbian is ill.

I could not reach the patient to render care, due to her lesbian Afghan hanging all over her.

by One eyed hound dog August 22, 2018

Wham Bam Afghanistan

The term you say after you pull out and cum on the back of a goat.

Saw a guy give a Wham Bam Afghanistan at the farm today. The people who work there were not happy.

by KaseVonD December 23, 2019

afghanistan haze

that bangin buddah originally grown in afghanistan commonly reffered to as "aks" "Ak-47" or "Afghany Haze" it gets its name because the weed is so orange its ridiculous also it comes from afghanistan and you know niggas be usin ak's over their

Yo let me get some of that afghanistan haze b i needa get fuckedd up

by DrOeE August 17, 2006

Afganiscam

The ongoing state of chaos and fraud in civil society of Afganistan.

General Stanley McChrystal shared his opinions about what we now refer to as Afganiscam.

by ChangeAgent June 26, 2010