Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b

Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b

by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023

shopping cart abandonment

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024

Abanadonculous

Nigga!

My abanadonculous is quite awesome!

by Broforce March 1, 2020

abadon

Abadon v. - to Deebo, to own, destroy, slaughter, to feast on flesh, to go Super Beast on em

mike & jojo were fighting outside, craig came outta left field & abadon’d both them dudes & left em laid out in the street

by x1MAx October 6, 2020

Abrandon

When you have a co-worker who is a jab jab jab jab jab jab jabber jaw, and you can't get off of the phone with him, or get a word in edge-wise; the act of putting them on hold under the guise of receiving another phone call, and waiting for them to hang up.

I just got a call from motor-mouth again, he was going on and on about something, so i had to abrandon him.

by Kempdaddy0611 December 23, 2020

Aoandon

A japanese Blue flame lamp ghost jajajajaja
青行灯
Seriously, it's a yokai

Dunno Aoandon hahahhahaha

by 青行灯 Ashhe0nn3 June 10, 2021

abrandoned

The act of being abandoned by someone named Brandon.

He just abrandoned us to go hang out with his other friends.

by kellistis June 1, 2022