goober

someone who does something extremely uncool.

Oh my gawd, you are such a goober!

by Sheila S February 4, 2004

Goobering

The art of shagging your best mates MILF.

Man 1: Aw mate i was Goobering last night.

Man 2: oh. Whos mum.

Man 1: Yours...

by JamiePRESTOOO May 18, 2011

goober

1.Actually, this word really means peanut, but it has alot of slang terms.
2. Some guy on the Andy Griffon Rider show.

1.Elephants like goobs.

2. Oh hurrEYE BARNEEY!

by www.eternalsoldiers.net August 25, 2003

Goober

Mike Milinauscis a goofy older gentlemen who is a glorified bus boy and great at coming up with stupid jobs that dont accomplish anything and waste a lot of time. has a stupid laugh, comb over, stupid glasses, and thinks he is funny.

Hey that goofy mike is a real goober

by Friendlys29 October 15, 2011

Goober

A Goober is usually a goofball or a sore thumb from the group of friends. He usually tends to forget things on purpose, therefore he is harrassed. He will take personal belongings from you and try to avoid thus person until he realizes that he needs a new item.

Wtf is that guy doing?? idk he must be a goober.

hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.

Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober

by coach-val April 21, 2011

Goober

someone whose stomach protrudes further than their breasts
(combination of gut and boobs)

Allan: dude check out the rack on that chick

Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all

Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober

Tim: GOOBER?

Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs

Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you

by Goober Guys April 26, 2008

goober

stupid person, airhead, slow

1 + 1 doesnt equal to 11, it equals to 2 ya goober!

by tiff March 12, 2004