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situational tourettes

accidentally using "key phrases" in awkward situations.
She experienced situational tourettes by saying to her Uncle who is in the hospital dying, " Well, you only live once!"

While talking to a person of short stature she suffered from situational tourettes by saying, "well, I might not be smart, but at least I'm tall!"
by jaw1974 April 2, 2013
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Dickball Situation

Being forced into a situation that is less than ideal.
Timmy can’t go to the show tonight because he has to work. That is a complete dickball situation.
by Toots McGoots June 28, 2018
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shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself
The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation
by Stias April 9, 2006
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hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.
After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.
by carole and RIch October 16, 2007
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situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going
by jamarieus May 8, 2009
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Situation Stipulation

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.
"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!
by Pete187 November 26, 2007
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urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.
Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.
by jscales March 24, 2008
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