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Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.
Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.
by The Morgan Stone December 9, 2008
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Mickey Mouse patrol

Rent-a-cops, security that usually only have "guns" with rubber bullets, if that. They "patrol" schools, concerts, and sporting events, but if there's anything close to a fight, they're out of there like rats out of a sinking ship.

The phrase was coined in Nova Scotia, Canada by snowplow drivers and was originally used solely for pre-911 airport security.
"Did you see the Mickey Mouse patrol during the Code Blue today?"
"Yeah, I saw a few of them go out a window. Too bad it was on the second story."
by Snow Globe November 30, 2005
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Mickabulish

to be easily persuaded into doing anything, or to act like mick mathis
That kid is very mickabulish... i got him to suck on a tampon
by CBEAR GRRRRRR January 18, 2009
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Mick Jagerbombed

When you drink too many Jagerbombs that you start talking incoherently with other accents.
Matt got totally Mick Jagerbombed the other night, he was talking like he was all 6's and 7's!
by Antonio Clevage April 5, 2011
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Mickey mouse

A mouse who keeps saying "Oh Boy" or "Hot Dog"
by Kinghamz358 June 1, 2020
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mick mow hair

Little girl says to mommy, mommy mommy I wanna be mick mow hair
by Pastor homeslice December 20, 2021
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MISKA MOOSKA MICKEY MOUSE

the chant you say to summon the greatest robot in history.
by ROWLETMAN July 19, 2017
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