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Cassandra Lee Yanke

Brown hair, hazel eyes, thick, tall, like really tall, play lots of sports, has lots of friends, is really cool and nice to have if your friends with them. Somewhat smart but really really pretty, cute and gorgeous. Really likes to make people laugh and is an all-around good person
Dang, you're lucky to have Cassandra Lee Yanke.
by Clxckbi December 7, 2019
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cassandra coxxx

Cassandra Coxxx ms. steal your girl or man #bigtittycommitee lol

also a famous author pen name
Cassandra Coxxx is commandeering this BUSSY.
by GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY December 24, 2019
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Cassandra Halliday

A parasite that is disguised as a female human. If you break off a relationship with it, it will harass you because it can't take rejection and becomes severely obsessed to the point of stalking.
I broke up with that Cassandra Halliday and I've blocked 2000 numbers in the 3 months since. That bitch is fucked.
by Run.run like the wind December 30, 2023
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Cassandra Nova

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
by 🌲 May 8, 2025
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dirty cassandra

The woman of your dreams, or a serial killer it's impossible to know.
I always dream of Dirty Cassandra.
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The Cassandra Weiner Disease

A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..

Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023
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Calling Cassandra

Named after the Greek prophetess. When you first warn someone about the trouble you see ahead.
“I’m calling Cassandra on this relationship right now. You’ve only been dating for 8 weeks and she’s borrowed over $10,000 from you. This is going to get worse, I’m warning you now.”

When I get into work tomorrow I’m going to call Cassandra on that cheap ass new bookkeeping program my boss bought. I can just see it crashing now and causing all sorts of hell for us.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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