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A douche

A group of bro's.

Much like a murder of crows, or a gaggle of geese. A grouping of 4 or more bro's is known as a douche.
I was at a party last night when a douche of bro's walked in and the entire place reeked of axe bodyspray
by Hoggie253 July 11, 2017
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douche

kid 1: douche.
kid 2: lol. whatza douche?
kid 1: i dunno. but i like to say it a lot!
kid 2: lol.
by geraldine merapoopoopoo January 28, 2008
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douche

An ignorant or pathetic or intolerant person
by Douchebag February 6, 2003
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douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife
by brad November 30, 2003
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douched

A person or object that has been moved or altered by someone or something.
My wife wouldn't make the tea so i douched her in the head with the T.V. remote.
by ek9sam December 23, 2011
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douche

A product use to clean out a woman's vagina
Hey girl, you got a spare douche on you?
by Techtonix July 6, 2016
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Douche'

dou·ché
do͞oˈSHā/
exclamation: douché

(in fencing) used as an acknowledgment of a hit to one's opponent, who happens to be a douche.
used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense (who happens to be a douche) by another person.
Walking to my car after work this evening. A group of 4 young dudes walks up to the crosswalk the same time I do. As we wait I hear them chatting among themselves. One turns to me and says "nice hair. Did ur mom fuck a smurf?". To which his buddies laugh. Without missing a beat I look at him, smile, and say "nice face. Did ur mom fuck a horse?" His buddies literally double over howling with laughter. "Douche'!!"
by ForgingGraphemes September 9, 2016
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