Lather you up like a Clydesdale

When you roll a Mica around in butter and dust her with PCP and smack her on the ass and watch her run down the Novus.

What a great pool party!!! I can’t wait to Lather you up like a Clydesdale tonight!!

by LauraLove941 November 29, 2019

YOU

instead saying “no you” as a normie you say YOU to show that you’re not gay they are.

Jack: hey man you look gay
me: YOU
Jack: wtf man ur gay
me: YOU
Jack: ok you win

by EJ BEI November 29, 2019

Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

Fake You

When someone else is acting like you and then catfishs someone into having sex over Instagram DMS

Omg you have a fake you!!

by djsjsbd March 25, 2019

Are you funny now

When people think they are funny they are not

Guy: you ugly
Me: are you funny now

by Lilpumpsdaddy March 27, 2019

You

A beautiful, wonderful, amazing, awesome, cool, funny, kind, badass, strong, smart person who deserves huge amounts of love and support :)❤❤

You are such a nice person to be around! I love hanging out with you!

by lmaokillmeplease March 30, 2019

You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019