eat my shit bitch

something that a very sexy woman says when she's sitting on and/or riding her man's face. DOES NOT INVOLVE EATING FECES!

man...it was so hot when my girl sat on my face and yelled, "eat my shit bitch"

by Sean Christopher July 28, 2008

Nut Shit

The shit residue on the back of your nuts from either improper wiping, or from diarrhea that ran across the back of your nuts.

1) Those skid marks are from nut shit.
2) Don't touch my balls, I have nut shit.

by PMad March 7, 2017

Solar powered shit cooker

A portable outhouse that sits in the hot sun boiling crap.

I'm gonna go home and take a crap. That solar powered shit cooker stinks.

by Homey D September 29, 2010

never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010

crock of stinking horse shit

A child of a douchebag and a whore

J: What is wrong with him? His jizz is like a fountain!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!

by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010

shit, shave, shag and shampoo

the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S

guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!

by rantingsteve May 10, 2011

Zero gravity Taco Shits

When you shit so explosivly that it goes so slow down the rockets plexi-glass window; from alot of tacos.

Zero Gravity Taco Shits is the best band in the world!!!!! WHOO!

by Salame March 24, 2007