Two fingers up

A pose where someone is putting up 2 fingers means they are madly in love with you

Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass kiss

by Xl987532667800 June 5, 2022

Two Beer Queer

An adult who becomes at least tipsy after drinking only 2 beers.

dude, mike is a two beer queer

rofl man, my bro is a two beer queer

by Evbrez January 19, 2007

Two Inch Grinch

A penis that is so small, it struggles to be over two inches when erect.

Boomer: I just got Sexified! (leaves the room)
Girl: Wow. I just had the worst experience with a two inch grinch. I don't even know if it went in. Maybe an asian would be better?

by morgalope December 3, 2005

two dogs in a tub

put your balls in the persons ass...its ass hard as keeping 2 dogs in a tub

I gave Zack Dunn 2 dogs in a tub.

by Mike Fennelly is Hot April 1, 2003

ten to two (v.)

"ten to two" represents the motion in which you roll a glass dick from the ten o clock position to the two o clock position (and back and forth) to melt and smoke your shit cause you are a retard. This term is used as a present tense verb (read example).

dopefiend: Where's all my shit?!!
bagwhore: While you were in the closet fixing your stereo, I just kept ten to twoing it.

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

Super Two-fer

When you masturbate two times in one day-usually in the morning and at night.

"Man i've been so busy at work i haven't jacked off in a while but I had yesterday off and made it a Super Two-fer. "

by kingofpc November 5, 2009

marks out of two

To rate a girl with your mates who is in earshot but without her knowing. Taken from the statement "I'd give her one!" or two meaning "I wouldn't touch her with yours!"

Dan: "Marks out of two?"
Rob: "I think one"
Dan: "Yep"
Sally: "What are you taking about?"
Rob: "Binary scoring systems for...."
Dan: "Want to go for a drink later Sally?"

by Unsub2007 January 3, 2008