Tits to Pits

Describes a situation in which a place is so packed with people that girls' breasts run into the people in front of them, particularly around armpit level.

"This band really should have booked a bigger venue. We're packed in here tits to pits!"

by HighLife1392 September 3, 2012

Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

tit fisting

1. A sex act where one participant makes a fist and rubs it between the other participant's breasts. A mixture of fisting and tit fucking. No pleasure is derived from either participant.

2. Any action where two or more people take part, but no one receives gain or gratification from the action.

3. An annoying waste of time.

Erik's party was a total bore. What a tit fisting.

by Professor Krut August 27, 2013

tit effect

the act of giving a girl things because she has nice tits

hotgirl:hey can i have a fry

guy: fuck yea,go for it, sure...
bro: can i have a fry
guy:fuck off
bro: damn tit effect

by klove25 November 30, 2011

tit-less

To be drunk beyond all belief

Ah duck I was absolutely tit-less leaving the club last night

by daithi sean o December 19, 2011

Tit Spray

Someone who is a big bitch, an asshole, or very annoying.

"You're a cocksmoke"
"Well you're and tit spray"

"You are ugly"
"Piss off tit spray"

Tit Spray

by pauny March 8, 2011

Raider tits

A set of tits that are a C cup or higher and preferably on a hot chick. They make you want to raid her shirt for those tits.

Two dudes were cruising down the street and the one in the passenger seat spots a hot chick with big boobs.
Passenger: "Did you see that girl! She's hot!"
Driver: "Hellz yea! Girl got some raider tits!"

by Dubcityhustla July 16, 2011