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COVID-3

When you rent out a 3 bed hotel room and have a threesome in three separate beds (because social distancing) where you can’t touch your partners but can touch yourself while you look at them.
Seán: “Man, I had the best COVID-3 last night!”

Bully: “No you didn’t, virgin.”

Seán: “I know :(
by NotSean123 August 3, 2020
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Covid-👽

When conspiracists or hoaxers claim that the coronavirus is dead scared of aliens, ghosts, or spirits, which means that someone is safer in the presence of these dark or evil forces.
A number of diehard QAnonists refused to wear any masks at Halloween parties because of their pseudoscientific Covid-👽 beliefs.
by Covido November 1, 2020
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The Covid Test

A sexual move in which the male (or female if preferred) sticks their penis inside the female's (or Male's) nose, and swabs their nose with it.
Oh please give me "The Covid Test" daddy
by Mr.Hamster January 17, 2021
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Coviding

To elicit one's self into another individual's story boarding script and/or escape the Command Center's elicit birds eye hole view of attention using material objects.
Irisa is COVIDING a best friend's marriage proposal at a moments notice.
by Doug222 April 5, 2021
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Placebo Covid

When someone who doesn't believe Covid is real gets Covid. The individual will ignore medical diagnosis and self-diagnose with a placebo variant.
Honey, I don't have Covid, it's not real! I simply have a case of Placebo Covid
by wiggimasta September 22, 2023
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covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.
"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"
by Your mate August 8, 2021
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COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
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