The inability to concentrate on the simplest of tasks, because you're about to piss yourself.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
Especially troublesome in career fields where intense concentration is required and you're stuck, literally, with "nowhere to go". Some such careers are pilot, surgeon, paramedic, and speed shooting competitor.
While driving to an emergency:
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
Paramedic 1: "Hey man, I gotta take a piss real quick before we get to this call." (Jumps in the back)
Paramedic 2 (Driver): "What the..."
Paramedic 1: "Yeah man, didn't want to show up to a CPR with bladder brain!"
by GrabTheGoBag November 11, 2019
Get the bladder brainmug. When a male is thinking with his genitalia not clearly or logically. Baby batter (semen) clouds the thoughts in the brain.
by MSDorset December 20, 2022
Get the batter on the brainmug. The opposite of a Big Brain.
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
someone who does someting realy stupid and therefore has a brain that works in mere bit/s
*someone doesnt get an easy joke*
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
peson1: ahhhh i get it!
person2: what kind of bit brain do you have that that took you so long?
by Luxar September 27, 2019
Get the Bit Brainmug. the government limiting mental abilities even though people can only use about ten percent of their brain
The brain sink stood in the way of historical Americans and naturally born affluent Americans reaching their full potential.
by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
Get the brain sinkmug. From the television show, Mystery Science Theater 3000. Also called "Observer", the Brain guy is pale, wears a purple cloak over white robes and carries his brain in a petri dish. While possessing both Omnipotence and Omniscience, brain guy is rather lackadaisical in the goal of taking over the world, more content with observing. Despite claiming to not possess a body, Brain Guy does partake in activities like eating chili dogs and drinking beer.
by Tuba Jesus December 9, 2018
Get the brain guymug. by Jamie-Lynn Box April 26, 2021
Get the brain orgasmmug. The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain can also refer to the proud human owner of such a cerebrum.
"Did you see Sean Hannity's latest segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"
by Omlax October 27, 2020
Get the Pigeon Brainmug.