Sperf

The combination of the words smurf and sperm
Sperf

My girlfriend got sperfed on in the woods

by Ranqestador July 1, 2015

Spermlanthropist

It's like when Frank says to Steven, man! I'm sterile and can make a child to my girl. So Steven went back at him with a solution, worry not Bro, I'm a Spermlanthropist and I'll share my sperm with y'all.

Spermlanthropist - It is a person who like to share his sperm for the common well being.

by Jad-bal-ja October 14, 2015

sperm spitting gutter hoe

A prostitute who sucks dick in the gutter and spits the sperm out

I saw a sperm spitting gutter hoe when I visited the city

by Taylorjujan January 19, 2016

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm from the penis

"Why are you taking so long?"
"Give me few more minutes as I sperm the worm!"

by Hoodies on the beach April 8, 2016

Spermented

A certain vinegary funk to the spunk.

This semen tastes like its been spermented for months!!

by Anastasia van Beaverhausen October 14, 2016

sperm loogie

When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie

God damn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu

by dong in a thong October 10, 2016