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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going
“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”
by Goobadox December 22, 2024
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Shoot a Double

When you or your partner cum twice during intercourse
I made my boyfriend shoot a double last night.
Wow girl, y’all were really going at it!
by Papaya47 December 9, 2018
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Canadian Shooting Range

When you shoot a 1000 yard round in your living room despite continued advice not to because you’re a drunk retard.
Did you guys hear about the guy that used the Canadian shooting range to test his new gun and shot through the wall killing the family dog?
by bmf85 December 6, 2022
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Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym

Is that why I lost time those 3 times? Did you try to kill me? Is that what happened there? I heard someone got stabbed 47 times at a Kwik Trip. Is that why I lost 2 hours that one time?
Some old guy "Can't stab Hym, can't shoot Hym..."

Hym "What are you insinuating? Did you fucking stab me? Did one of these cocksuckers stab me? Not smart. Could have killed yourself doing that you know."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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Shooting Stars

That one song by Bag Raiders that you've likely heard in a meme compilation somewhere or other with somebody jumping/diving/falling and then the background cuts to space with the person in an infinite loop and a song playing.
by Hustle54 January 14, 2018
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shoot it

to fight or box; this term is not related to shooting a gun
“Don’t keep talking bout her if you not gonna shoot it”
“Yoo they bout to shoot to 60 in the locker room
by baltimorebred November 28, 2021
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