Exhausted Sausage

An expression to use when a guy loses his boner and/or has a very limp penis.

Jenny: "Babe, we need to do something about your exhausted sausage."

Exhausted Sausage by superfruit smoothie February 28, 2015

Peppered Sausage

a big ol shlong covered in poo from their partners anus

"Oh man, when I laid that hooker last night I got myself a peppered sausage."

Peppered Sausage by UncleHitleR March 29, 2015

Dirty sausage 

When yo is tripping so hard that you end up covering your man love in mud by rolling in the gutter

Dam dog yo gone and givin your self a "dirty sausage" I told you too get off the hedge

Dirty sausage by the blood of their eyes June 19, 2016

Alpha sausage 

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch

Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage

Alpha sausage by Gsack informer April 9, 2017

Tight sausage 

A long thick sausage shoved in a pair of tights ; or can also be described as a man with a boner wearing tights

Person 1: do you see that dude over there
Person 2: yea he has a tight sausage

Tight sausage by WHATTHEFUUUUUCCCCKKKK April 18, 2017

Sea Sausage 

It's a chunky ass seal.

Person 1: Yo look at that sea sausage!
Person 2: That's a seal.
Person 1: That's what I said.

Sea Sausage by Tis I, Jim. October 15, 2019

tallahassee sausage orchestra

A sexual position, normally done in a group setting in which"the fountain " rolls onto his(or her) shoulders with there ass in the air and proceed to excrete liquid shit into the air like a fountain while there are multiple guys lay on there backs and beat off in the poo rain.

"Did you end up going to sandy's place last weekend?" "Yeah man, it was pretty brutal " "oh yeah, get lucky? , "No. Ended up being a Tallahassee Sausage Orchestra , worst damb night of my life"

tallahassee sausage orchestra by MX29 December 13, 2019