cut the shit

to tell someone to quit playing; to knock it off

You: "What were you doing last night?"
John Doe: "You"
You: "Cut the shit; what were you doing?"

by lllPookielll October 13, 2006

nic shit

After a long period of time after hitting a vape or Juul that has high nicotine percentage, you have the urge to poop caused by the nicotine calling it a nic shit

“Yo Brady I just had the biggest nic shit ever my stomach hurts so bad”

#DI4J

by JuulSZNN127 May 15, 2018

Shit Smearing

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.

The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

by Nigerious Shitbottoms May 22, 2009

a little shit

a term of semi-endearment and/or semi-dislike for someone who is somehow annoying or has done something to make you not like them, but there is something about them that you can't put your finger on that is adorable or very agreeable.

That hot kid that blabbed my secret to his whole frat is such a little shit.

by joema December 04, 2013

shit lasagna

When one is defecating, and they believe they're finished, they wipe their ass only to realize that they were not quite done. They defecate further, and wipe again. This may continue to go on for multiple cycles. What one is left with is Shit Lasagna, due to the layering of shit and toilet paper.

Note: This term is officially listed in the Seeker's Mantown Dictionary.

After an hour on the can, I had created a full course of shit lasagna.

by theKman77 November 12, 2006

Google that shit

If any information is needed to be found or is being disputed amongest peers all one has to say is simply google that shit. Once the simple phrase is given an individual is practically
compelled to do a search on Google.

example 1
Guy one "Is it true a camel has two penises?"
Guy two "How the fuck would i know?? Just google that shit."
example 2
"Seriously, the actor who plays the father in Back to the Future movies is differant in all three films. No, I do not care if you do not believe me! Google that shit then!"

by bigjimd September 09, 2005

Elephant Shit

All news/propiganda from American right wing mass media. Made generally for simple minded folks but has been known to grind away at IQ levels and crush hopes and faith in humanity.

FOX,CNN,MSNBC mostly spew Elephant Shit

I can't believe I pay for this Fucking Elephant Shit!!
Rush is full of Elephant Shit!
We are up to our ears in Elephant Shit!!!

by Hatchetman1 February 18, 2010