Rowan

The stupidest person ever. Always gets in the way and is a control freak. An asshole who uses blame words that can hurt your feelings.

Hey have you seen that dude rowan?
He’s the stupidest person in the 7th grade!

by Not Jettson March 5, 2020

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

rowboat

Codename for weed.

Coined by myself while driving high. I wiggled my arms around like I was rowboating and said

"dude if we were rowboating right now... we'd be going sooo fast"

"you up for rowboating tommorrow dan?"

"DUDEEEE no more weekdays!"

by John "the number 1 nukka of stl" May 24, 2005

JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010

dirty rowena

When a woman isn't really in the mood but she gives in and just let's you crack on whilst watching cougar town and guzzling red wine

He was nagging so he got a Dirty Rowena

by Forthethread April 4, 2020

rowsdower

cousin to the infamous (on the US east coast) virginnyun who spends his weekends drinking away their paychecks, or having babies, depending on their sex.

yeah, that hick kid dan's cousin came down from BC...what a fucking rowsdower!

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Rowan

Rowan is the best girlfriend for a callum

Rowan is perfect for callum

by 256754538484!4!48747 March 21, 2017