Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

A disparaging comment to someone who has just behaved in an idiotic or incompetent way

nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot

Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot by noddy330 June 22, 2009

Meth and cocaine put together 

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'

"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

Meth and cocaine put together by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013

never put a sock in a toaster 

If you put a sock in a toaster, you're dogs tail will catch on fire as it Craps all over your carpet

Must never put a sock in a toaster.

never put a sock in a toaster by TheOnlyBrofessor May 6, 2016

Greenspan put 

(FINANCE) the widely-held belief by most traders or speculators that Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan (s.1987 to 2006) would use monetary policy to ensure that asset prices would not fall below a certain level.

A "put" here refers to the put option, a financial derivative that allows the owner the guaranteed right to sell a fixed amount of the underlying asset for a fixed strike price. A person who has a put for the assets she owns therefore is immune from the risk of those assets falling below a particular floor.

In the case of the Greenspan put, it was widely observed that Greenspan intervened in order to protect gains in asset values; this tended to guarantee that purchases of financial assets during Greenspan's tenure were very unlikely to be mistakes. This, of course, created conditions of moral hazard in the asset markets. particularly in financial stocks and in housing prices.

The outcome of that (October 1994) rate cut turned out to be far worse, as the committee's actions came to be viewed as the Greenspan Put, meaning speculators could take enormous amounts of risk trusting that Greenspan would do anything to stop the market from a serious decline.

William A. Fleckenstein & Frederick Sheehan, *Greenspan's bubbles* (2008), p.61

Greenspan put by Abu Yahya April 15, 2010

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws 

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS

CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWS

Can I put my Balls in yo jaws by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021

Making Put

Pretending or wishing you were making out. Can also refer to doing anything romantic or sexual.

So I was in this alley making put with this girl and it was pretty great. Just making put. I make put all the time. I make put when I'm tired, I make put when I'm bored, I make put when I'm eating.

Making Put by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

You put your finger in the cheese 

A phrase for when you’ve really messed up.

Oh my god! I can’t believe you sent that email. You put your finger in the cheese with that one.

You put your finger in the cheese by Hereyago March 5, 2020