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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Tashiki Paper

Basically A reference to the perforated paper that a well-known electronics supplier uses to ship their electronics. Is perfect for many different uses such as: Shipping, stress relief, interior design, and cultural rituals.
Look at all this Tashiki Paper!

Are you looking for a great accent for your living room? Try tashiki paper!
I love the way the artist used the tahsiki paper to accentuate the color of the couch.

This tashiki paper really helps the feng sui flow.
by Tashikimaster March 10, 2015
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paper popper

a loud easy prank made out of paper
i just pranked my mom so bad with my paper popper fukc
by charlesrp16 June 1, 2017
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Paper

A form of thin material press to hold it's shape a thin a possible, some retain shape, others retain art of language or view.
Paper would be better made of keef.
by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021
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Paper Chain

A chain somebody claims is real (Made of gold, silver, ETC.) But is made out of a cheap metal instead.
Did you see Steve wearing that paper chain?
by Repocalypze September 29, 2018
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Go eat paper

This means that when someone shuts someone up, they eat paper and get paper cuts in their esophagus
“Oh go eat paper for all I care.” - Geo, Roblox: The Animated Series | S1 E3 | Energy Wings
by epicnesstelevision October 10, 2021
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