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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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paper airplane

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.
by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
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write your paper

by beezuse August 7, 2017
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Paper cut

A tree's last revenge
by unsub to t-series December 20, 2018
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Spicy Paper

Nickname or alias for the drug LSD. Usually in the form of a tab of paper.
I’m about to be brain deep in some spicy paper
by Budonkeydonk June 26, 2022
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