He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

Paper

A form of thin material press to hold it's shape a thin a possible, some retain shape, others retain art of language or view.

Paper would be better made of keef.

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

Sand Paper

Sand paper is what you get from skinning a middle eastern person.

"I'm gonna sell sand paper on the black market", said Pat with a laugh.

by apocacockfuckmyass October 7, 2016

Paper Chain

A chain somebody claims is real (Made of gold, silver, ETC.) But is made out of a cheap metal instead.

Did you see Steve wearing that paper chain?

by Repocalypze September 29, 2018

Paper Moon

When somebody moons you while sporting a little TP tail

Ahhh gross, I just got paper mooned!

by For Rill Rill March 17, 2020

Boilet paper

Toilet paper used after a particularly hot meal, especially including alcohol.

The first wipe was namebrand toilet paper, but the second was boilet paper.

by Cablub February 18, 2022