He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

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Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

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flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)

Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy May 1, 2018

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Paper Bishop

a false display of acceptance or wokeness made in an attempt to curry favor in a social setting, originating from the writings of the Reverend Roth to 17th century dioceses on the role of public prayer.

Sally was being such a paper bishop around miranda even though she's a life long member of the EDL

by Ground Lamb December 22, 2023

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Tashiki Paper

Basically A reference to the perforated paper that a well-known electronics supplier uses to ship their electronics. Is perfect for many different uses such as: Shipping, stress relief, interior design, and cultural rituals.

Look at all this Tashiki Paper!

Are you looking for a great accent for your living room? Try tashiki paper!
I love the way the artist used the tahsiki paper to accentuate the color of the couch.

This tashiki paper really helps the feng sui flow.

by Tashikimaster March 10, 2015

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