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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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papers

Also known as rolling papers or cigarette papers.

Plural of paper - A thin piece of material used for rolling cigarettes or marijuana joints.

The end of the paper usually contains a sticky strip of plant derivative to aid in the continued seal of the cigarette or joint during the burning process.
I have my papers, and I'm ready to roll up a fatty!
by J Goodzon June 4, 2020
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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
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paper-gashè

When a woman wipes her front bottom and gets some toilet paper stuck in there
Chelsea pulled some paper out of her Fanny , had a right paper-gashè down there
by Nosplashnogash October 13, 2019
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Wall-Papering

When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.
"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!
by WillyStanky February 15, 2023
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