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He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.
WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.
Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?
by Scooby dumb December 15, 2022
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Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles

Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles
Paper Box Is Ilegally Owned Angel Jose Robles
by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025
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papers

as in: can i see your papers, please!

a driver license or other form of identification. not being very worldly, travel wise, i ASSUME there are borders where they STILL say this! it's certainly common in the old movies, 'agents' ETERNALLY asking to see someone's papers!
the question man pulled me over for whatever reason, asking to see my papers!
the border guard asked to see jim's papers!
i had to hand over my papers to the trooper!
by michael foolsley September 17, 2022
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pimp paper

Cash, money made from your hustle
The Earring Man was strutting around town spending that pimp paper!
by CubanDonk February 20, 2015
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Paper

The thing you write with.
Man do you have paper to write with.
by WaltonH May 5, 2022
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