penis rape

Having something forcefully shoved up your dick hole.

The worst thing to ever exist.

Jimmy if you dont shut the fuck up about my dad leaving me, I'm going to penis rape you with a crowbar!

by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass April 19, 2019

penis swapper

miguel

miguel is a penis swapper

by girlsgonedead November 5, 2017

Penis Fumbler

A younger guy who you meet at the bar that thinks he knows what he's doing in bed

"Baby, C'mon, I'll make you feel sooooo good" "How old are you again?" "Why, I'm 24" "Please, you're nothin' but a penis fumbler"

by mea mc November 17, 2011

Penis Backfire

When you strain to cum so hard you shit yourself

"OMG Miley, I must have done something right because just as he was finishing he had a penis backfire and made a huge mess.

by TMex1971 May 18, 2015

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

Eshrektile penis

When your penis turns green and grows 20 foot long

You: John, I've got an eshrektile penis
John: OMG YOUR PANTS RIPPED

by Worshiper of mighty lord shrek November 14, 2014

penis gypsy

A girl who has an ugly face, but a smoking hot bod, causing the male's penis to be confused and unsure of what it is feeling, like what a gypsy does to the unsuspecting tourist.

She makes my penis sad and horny at the same time, like some sort of penis gypsy

by Lorddingleberry May 25, 2010