Mexican sugar tits 

When a man takes a shit upon the tits of a lady. Also when a man eats a burrito and sharts upon his partners tits while singing the mexican hat dance.

Pedro laid a mexican sugar tits on his lady after eating his mexican food

Mexican sugar tits by Scatman Crothers nigger March 8, 2009

mexican kidney punch 

The concoction drunk at weddings, etc. after someone insults waiter or busboy (usually latino) who then spikes punch with lighter fluid.

Damn that emergency room was jumping cause of that Jew wedding celebrating with that Mexican kidney punch!

mexican kidney punch by busboy#7 January 16, 2005

mexican federales 

Government police force of Mexico ride around dispensing justice.

Yo gringos yo no mess around mexican federales. Tres hombres went in Guadalupe Canyon noone came out senior.

If UR california ho mexican federales mess around with U muy bueno federales like ho ho ho..

mucho mujeres, mucho musica, mucho taco's, federales aaahh ok! U no 6 pack of tecate muy bueno!

mexican federales by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Mexican Shower 

The act of cleansing oneself in a public batrhoom. Typically this is done by removing the shirt and splashing water on the underarm and using liquid hand soap to get rid of a day's worth of sweat.

Dude, did you see that guy taking a Mexican Shower at the gas station? He must have been trying to clean up after a day of landscaping on his way to his job cleaning dishes at the taqueria!

Mexican Shower by J-Grabs September 21, 2008

Mexican cigarette 

1. A joint containing low-quality marijuana.

Yo dude, let's smoke a Mexican cigarette.

Mexican cigarette by Nic M November 6, 2006

Mexican Witch Doctor 

The Mexican Witch Doctor is a sex move a girl performs on a man in which a flexible woman does the splits while being penetrated by the mans penis in which she spins 360 degrees continuously.

Hey, jump on my dick and spin. Do the Mexican Witch Doctor.

Mexican Witch Doctor by STATICBONEZDFLO^ December 5, 2010

Mexican Starburst 

The best thing to cross the Mexican American border. Mexican Starbursts are a Mexican candy similar to starbursts known as Now-and-Laters because when you start eating one they are hard now and soft later. A Now-and-Later is longer than a starburst, but it is also thinner than a starburst. Printed on every Now-and-Later wrapper are the words "Product of Mexico" These words are proudly printed because it is the only thing Mexico can take pride in.

Dude 1: What's Lane eating?

Dude 2: A Mexican Starburst.

Dude 1: A what?

Dude 2: They're like starbursts, except they're made in Mexico. They taste pretty good.

Mexican Starburst by SMSchoirboy October 30, 2011