standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"
by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022
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punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 02, 2017
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Frosty log

When there is a freshly dropped turd on clean untouched snow.
Yeah, the snow is beautiful..... Wait... Aw man! There's a homeless guy dropping a frosty log!
by Crcomic December 15, 2013
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Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
by Word clout May 25, 2021
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log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
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log-rolling

An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
by leequidbeef September 26, 2014
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log truck

When you're doing your girl in the butt and you pull out with a brown log on your dick
Bro me and Gwynn were doing anal last night and she totally log trucked me
by Frankfurter52 March 23, 2014
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