1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.
2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.
by Word clout May 25, 2021
A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
An extreme version of Coal-Rolling, but instead you find a group of liberals in a public place or a group of people with an opposing political view. You then commence defecating in your own pants. This is then followed by a joke of some sort usually pointing out that the act was a display of freedom. e.g. "What's that you think you smell?... That's the smell of FREEDOM!"
Hey, I went log-rolling on a bunch of guys in the lobby. It was so funny, but I have to go shower now.
by leequidbeef September 26, 2014
by Frankfurter52 March 23, 2014
The act of witch a gay man poops in a bag, leaving it’s shape intact. Next he carefully puts it in the freezer for 2-4 hours. When the Ice-Log
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.
is ready the gay male can now use it as a cold dildo.
by vinfirstup June 20, 2024
by RevieBalls September 27, 2020
by Quad32x October 24, 2023