lake

n. A person who is not nice.

adj. lakey. Slipshod, not up to par.

Etymology: unknown

"He ain't nothin' but a big lake!"

"That dress is lakey, Jane."

by Phil DeYoung September 12, 2004

lake tamarak

a wreck. shoes can be seen dangling from telephone wires.

lake tamarak is a wreck.

by stupid May 19, 2004

Lake Monster

A very long piece of shit descending into the toilet tube with just the very tip stikcing out of the water

Man no wonder that took so long, he was passin a lake monster

by SaltyJones March 7, 2009

lake have-a-few

destination when entering a bar, club, or other drinking establishment with the intention of having a small number of drinks before stopping

Yo man, you down to go to Lake Have-a-few before we start this project?
I guess so dude, but as long as we don't miss the exit and end up in Blackout City.

by STownLobo February 4, 2010

Lake Coast

When you live on neither the East Coast or West Coast, but in or around Michigan, Wisconsin, and a bit of Ohio and Illinois. Lake Coast because those states have a coast on the Great Lakes.

Detroit G 1: "Dude, we live in Detroit what Coast are we?
Detroit G 2: "we are Lake Coast"

by jadissx alter-account December 7, 2010

Lakelet

A small Lake

Alex: Look Staple, thats a lake!
Staple: Naw son, thats a lakelet.

by Ineffective May 18, 2011

lakeing

1.having a distinct urge to get stuck into someone/something,

2.being hot for usually someone or sometimes something,

3.longing to have a passionate encounter with some beaut

Ben: I'm lakeing after your ma
Roger: I'm lakeing to break your legs just for saying that!

by lakingafter June 9, 2011