You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!
Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........
"Old school"(meaning) While travelling with yor bros long distances.. in a car, and drinking beer ..about pissing and a bro pouring his warm beer in yor pocket as another bro holds ya!Mainly to shut you up!
He was not really "pissin in yor pocket"..dumb shit..You wouldn't shut up so we bent you over and poured warm beer down your pocket and ass!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.