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Useless Friends 

Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH
My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.
Useless Friends by TotalBitchGirl February 8, 2008

happy tree friends 

a kickass site involving cute forest animals getting killed in violent bloody accidents (cartoon)
Hey did you see that new Happy Tree Friends episode where the skunk's head gets smashed into a grill and explodes?
happy tree friends by Staycie June 7, 2003

Best Friends 

(n.)- People who LOVE each other for there lives. Those hotties with those bodies. The promise you have with somebody. They are cooler then anybody else. You have the best times with them. You love them forever.
Those Best Friends are walking, talking sex gods.
Best Friends by Aimsssssss December 29, 2007

tell all your friends 

the first and pretty much only great albaum from the band taking back sunday, which at their peak is one of the most badass bands around. every track is great with the exception of the blue channel which is somewhat decent. one of the best albaums ever...

the songs on their ep with various line ups, rank shorty bellow t.a.y.l
me: "you should tell all your friends about tbs's new albaum tell all your friends or i'll punch you in the head"

you: "ok man" :/

me: "damn straight bitch ass"

happy tree friends 

The happy show about brutally murdered animals. This is most definitely kid friendly.
Hey look, it's that show, Happy Tree Friends.

Lets watch it!
happy tree friends by Crimson357 October 17, 2016

Wilmington Friends School 

A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"

"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"

"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"

"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"

"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"

"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"

"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"

"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"

"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"

"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"

"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"

"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"

"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"