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Your friends that are your bitches and live on your every word. Most of the time they have little money and are of little value overall. This term was made popular by MaterialBITCH
My useless friends clean up my vomit after a solid night of drinking and partying.
by TotalBitchGirl February 08, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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