Cool Melvin 

When you wrap some one in cellophane and take a shit on them.

Dude wrap your self in this cellophane so i can do a cool melvin like all over you.

Cool Melvin by lehighmaster August 20, 2009

Cool Your Jets 

Cool your jets comes from a phrase used by a character on the popular educational website named Iready. When saying "Cool Your Jets" be sure to be in a stance similar to you know I had to do it to em.

"Hey Jacoby stop flexing on us you should COOL YOUR JETS."

Cool Your Jets by Vrodee Squarepants May 31, 2018

Cool kid 

Kids that are way too cool to hang out with actual friends.

"Are you going to hang out today?" "no im busy hanging out with other people today" "man, hes such a cool kid"

Cool kid by AdmlDayShoonzu169 April 7, 2010

cool-guy 

A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!

Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser

cool-guy by trptking October 28, 2008

cool player

not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say something anyway.

Ex.1
Guy1-'dood I just got this sweet CD!!' Guy2- 'cool player'

Ex.2
Guy1-'hey, i fucked your sister last nite'
Guy2-'cool player'

cool player by Vinny_Luv May 6, 2005

Cool to Drive 

1. To be sober/clean, therefore able to operate motorized vehicles safely
2. To agree with someone's thought/idea

1. I haven't had a drink today, I'm cool to drive
2. I like ice cream. Jimmy hates ice cream. He's not cool to drive

Cool to Drive by nizzero yo February 18, 2010

Cool Story Hat 

Goes along with the term cool story bro it is used to catch the said cool stories

Guy1: hey you owe me something
Guy2: what do I owe you
Guy1: a cool story come on put it in the cool story hat

Cool Story Hat by hijack550 August 6, 2011