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closet

Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.
by clockworks April 1, 2004
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closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.
guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
by Ryan July 27, 2006
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closeting

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.
"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."
by Floss It April 21, 2009
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clone

In Super Smash Bros., refers to a character who has similar movesets (and generally resembles) another character.
Ganondorf was a total clone of Captain Falcon in Melee. If he's in Brawl, he'd better have real movesets!
by TheGameGuy October 5, 2007
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Closh

When a couple is so together that they have become one being.
1: Did you see them? They're so closhed.
by curlypube April 10, 2010
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closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.
Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.
by Ray Velrasquez October 23, 2007
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cloose

When walking in a group (3 or more people), two people unintentionally or intentionally draw closer to one another while walking until the person in the middle is squeezed out to the back.
Three boys are walking in a row. The two on the outside move closer and closer toward each other until the one in the middle is behind them both.
Boy from the middle: "Hey guys, don't cloose me out like that!!"
by MyOwnGuster December 9, 2008
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