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The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.
I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.
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cunty bumpkin 

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.
"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"
cunty bumpkin by ClownBoy June 21, 2006
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bumpa by deb July 1, 2003

Birmingham Bumper Sticker

When you're taking a chick from behind and you take a shit in your hand and plant it on her ass
Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear Head gave that girl a birmingham bumper sticker last night?"
Guy 2: "Wasn't she still in highschool?"
Guy 3: "Head is a sick fuck."

bumper check 

it refers to a lowrider that can hop so high that the bumper hits the pavement.
"who said my ride couldn't bumper check?"
bumper check by x November 6, 2004

bumping zippers

1. Lovers knocking into each other when in a rush to get both of their pants off to proceed with a hot make-out session.
Attempting to get their pants off quickly during the passionate heat of kissing on the boat, Sebastian and Nicollete were eagerly bumping zippers.
bumping zippers by ThegirlDJ October 18, 2007
1. Playing music very loudly
2. A big fun or wild party where everyone is enjoying themselves. With many people involved.
"Keep that beat bumping or this party wont be bumping any longer!"
bumping by HK613 January 10, 2007