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Happy Cat

The term used for a vagina that has just received a good time.
"How was that dick, Happy Cat?"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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Flappy-Happies

Hey bro, did you see those flappy-happies of that hot girl?
by EVAmyLeeMetalhead March 9, 2016
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Semi Happy

A not so happy emotion that makes you have anxiety and stress. And kinda messes with people..
Me: U seem with your girl... U two should get married

Connor: Except...I'm know semi happy tbh... And It's why I haven't been myself.
Me: What im sorry connor... 😳
Connor: I haven't had the guts to say it to her...
I'm not as happy as I thought I'd be....that's why I've Been stressed...
Me: oh connor ill support you.. With anything and i want you to be happy 😞

Connor:Thanks...I don't want to hurt her..but I don't want to lead her on...
Me: oh well help her understand dont hide it be honest it hurts people when you hide it
Connor: ik ive been stressed and upset
Me: sorry ill be here and ill always love you...
Connor : really
Me : ..... Yes 😯
by Alex Crisp February 25, 2018
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halfway happy

You're happy to hear a thing, but then you hear that thing is 3 months later, you're happy and at the same time you sad.

You can see that word from Stranger Things's Season 2.
Dad: You're gonna meet with Stranger Things Cast!

Boy: Oh God, I'm so happy !

Dad: But it's 3 months later.

Boy: Halfway happy.
by AustraL March 4, 2018
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Happy Gazday

Happy Gazday is a day when nothing EVER goes right and the "Happy" part is used in irony.

You all know the kinda day I'm talking about ? The sort of day that starts off when you get out of bed, late, hungover and half sleeping then stagger barefoot to the toilet only to stand squarely in a pile of steaming dog shit that squelches up between your toes making you want to puke.
Later, after cleaning the shit from between your toes and almost giving yourself a hernia puking, you go downstairs to make breakfast and, if there happens to be a milk carton in the fridge, you end up pouring a lump of stinking semi fermented cheese into your freshly made tea, coffee or cereal resulting in another gut ripping puking session !
The day continues when you go through a succession of miserable experiences and failures at work, school, college, etc. incorporating burns, scalds, bumos and paper cuts and in an attempt to cheer yourself you decide to go to the bar to have a drink and are met by a smiling barmaid/barman holding your massive bill from the night before.

It can also be sung to the tune of "Happy Birthday" when mocking someone who is having a particularly bad day.
Si : "Yo Dick, how's it hangin' man"

Dick : "Gave myself a Mimmack last night, had a nightmare about a Santos, shit myself while I slept, no water when I woke up so had to go to work stinking of B.O. and shit and then everything got worse...topped it all off by having a Wraithmell} in the bar" <sob>

Si : "Bollocks dude, not another Happy Gazday" ??
by Baku Goose October 22, 2009
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happy as a goblin

A phrase used when you are so happy that you turn green , put on some penny lofers and start skipping around town like a queer. YOu also go throughout grocery stores stealing bread pooding, and stealing babies out of strolers and selling them on the black market for crack.
"O my gosh, i just found gold under my microwavable pizza. I'm as happy as a goblin."
by Slimslope May 22, 2006
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happy camper

This term refers to a male wearing underwear (or pants) who has an erection (i.e., the tent pole). A man sporting a "tent in his pants" is assumed to be a "happy camper".

Makes perfect sense now, doesn't it?
by jdiyef July 15, 2007
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