alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

Alas

Someone who is a asshole and is a manipulative pice of shit

Person 1: stop being a alas
Person 2: no

by Superman151515 June 28, 2021

alasdhhkgasjjese

A very cool language made up by native tribes of Minnesota, passed down through spoken dialect.

My mother and father spoke alasdhhkgasjjese to me as a child.

by Claire Humes April 29, 2008

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

Albash

Usually a good bro and son. A formidable senpai with the dirtiest mind you'll ever encounter. Will make you watch Shrek is love, shrek is life. Full-time prankster.

Don't trust him, he's an albash!

by Shiny Taylor September 8, 2016

Alaskan Corndog

A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.

Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.

by LS223 February 10, 2017