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social bounce

having a ton of shit going on. Many plans for the night, places to go...
Kellen won't be at that party for long he's got too much social bounce.
by nevik April 18, 2008
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Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.
When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.
by ihmjaww March 14, 2011
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social shaming

The use of social media to shame a stubborn or unresponsive company into fixing its goods or services. In short, it's applying the doctrine of public humiliation to shape behavior to social media and thus a much larger or at least potentially much larger audience.
I'm using social shaming to make a software provider fix its crappy software.
by Eye of Bast November 15, 2014
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Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...
"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."
by Mamahipster October 23, 2011
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social ontology

A cyclical time theory of linearity in which asymmetry causes incompleteness (inequality); and incompleteness causes discontinuity; and discontinuity recursively causes asymmetry.

That is to say, from mediums emerge outcomes, from outcomes emerge catastrophes and from catastrophes recurse to form new mediums beginning the cycle of linearity once again.

Also called ontologistics.
Social ontology is an ontologistical iteration of the tri-functional hypothesis.
by sandraxine August 26, 2018
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Social Stud

I person who doesn't really know how to socialize among friends but proceeds to have many friends in their circle.
He's such a social stud, thats why he always eats his lunch with us.
by blastedporpoise June 23, 2016
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Social Rush

When an online social network is bombarded because everyone is trying to get on at the same time.
Dude, I was talking to eight girls last night, it was the biggest Social Rush Ive seen in awhile!
by TDTT December 9, 2008
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